A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet
John was purple potatoes at night.
Hugging without the use of arms. The act of leaning affectionately.
I had my hands full bringing in the groceries but my husband wanted a hug so I gave him a potato hug instead.
Smashing a potato on someones head. Results are usually funnier on a stranger. Enjoy.
*squish*
You: What the Hel...?
Me: Ahahaha got you!
You: Ohh, you sure did potato bop me! Haha.
Refer to couch potato
A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv
You typically use it when you want to say that a game is laggy or the connection is trash like fuck (usually a multiplayer game).
Originates from the game Rainbow Six Siege.
Person 1: Dude the game is lagging so much I can't even play.
Person 2: Ofc, they have potato servers.
Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it
Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!