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WHen you fire a turd out of your ass out of frustation water splashes up on your bung hole.
Jeff pissed me off so bad before I took a shit that I squeezed hard and gave myself a redneck beday.
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an individual in the midst of an identity crises due to redneck family origins vs. the yuppie culture and behavior that they are acclimated to.
Conversation between a yuppie redneck mother and son:
Mom: "Tucker, you need to get a job son! I can't continue to make the payments on your Z71."
Tucker: "You know I done had 5 heat strokes in the past 2 years, and I can't work outside no more."
Mom: "Well you drink enough Starbucks, why don't you get a job down there?"
Tucker: "I'd probably have to work Saturdays, and then I'd miss the tailgating parties at Tiger Stadium. I mean, I know I flunked out, but all my friends are down there - I belong at LSU!"
Mom: "I sure wish you had gone to law school, and you go into practice with your daddy. Then you could pay for your own pickup truck!"
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A general term indicating a waterfront region that is distinguished by a wealth of natural and scenic beauty, where the residents are primarily products of the working class (working poor). Often a former resort area that has fallen on hard times.
Skeeter hain't been the same since last summer on the redneck riviera when Jim Bob ran over his head with a jet-ski.
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all it is is a huge lamp that you shine on things
My brother was working on his dirt bike at night and asked me to go get his redneck spotlight so he could see.
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Any cheap or no frills concoction (alcoholic or nonalcholic) that lacks any type of class, distinguished history, or acquired taste that is frequently drunk by persons residing mostly in trailer parks, Mudbogging events, Nascar events or country music jamborees.
"No I dont want a bud light because I dont drink that redneck swill!"
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people who say "pole smoker" and curse using ****, na dhave sex with their cousins and other family member things
go to yahoo.com chat room under country music
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A redneck who dresses in a sporty manner, often including wrap-around sunglasses.
The turbo redneck in HR made an uncomfortable comment about welfare babies. He had sweet Oakleys though.
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