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I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship (cheated on my wife)
Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.
Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.
The current state of the "Special Relationship" between Trump's America and Brexit Britain, both having gotten largely out of hand in the last two years.
US: I don't know which one of us is dumber now, you with Brexit or us with Trump.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.
A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.
Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.
When you pretend to love someone but your actually with a thousand other people.
“Look at these relationships now a days there all talking to other people but only showing one”
We love relationships now a days don’t we
October the 6 is national relationship day it’s a day to spend time with your lover and have a good day together remember this day and look forward to it the next year.
I’m excited for national relationship day because I’m actually taken by someone this year
noun; a three month relationship is the result of what happens when someone is skeptical about dating another person and they end up going out quickly realizing that it wont work out, these relationships on average last around three months hence "three month" it is an alternative to being friendzoned/put in the friendzone
joseph~hey sarah are you going out with kevin?
sarah~no, i dont want another dumb three month relationship
kevin~..... cries.....