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When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.
I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.
Descriptive term for female genitalia that displays the signs of a severe herpes outbreak.
that chick was smokin hot, luckily i got a glimpse of her rusty crumpet and bolted
An exaggerated excursion, used by people who have inflated egos and mass amounts of confidence
"look at the rusty walker"
"What a twat"
When an obese man has anal sex while on his back, the partner moves off quickly so the man ejactulates straight up in the air mimicking a whale blowing from its blow hole.
Last night I met a large man at the Golden Corral, took him home and he gave me a rusty whale, I bet the cum is still on his ceiling!
Anilingus performed on female, accompanied by manual clitoral stimulation.
My secret girlfriend likes rimming and fingers, so I think a rusty melodica will be right down her alley.
While performing oral in the 69 position pour your drink (martini) down lower back and drink as it passes down the bum hole and through the vagina into your mouth
I need a drink but don't want to stop this 69 so I will pour myself a rusty martini
A dildo covered in shit that was in someone's ass
can i lick that fresh rusty truck