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The goal of the Seasoned Salt Challenge is to snort a tablespoon of seasoned salt faster than your opponent can shotgun a Coors Light. Ultimately, you cannot win this challenge. It is the equivalent to spraying mace up your nose for 10 seconds. The spices in the seasoning will destroy your nasal cavity, causing your eyes to force themselves shut (aside from a torrent of tears escaping) and your face to feel like someone dumped an entire colony of African Fire Ants onto it. You are guaranteed to cry for 20 minutes and sneeze for the next 2 hours. The after effects of this challenge are still felt days later. It is said to be one of the most unnatural highs a human should never experience.
Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.
"Hey man, did you see Nick snort that tablespoon of seasoned salt?"
"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."
"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"
The NBA brought to you by the Golden State Warriors
The nba 2017 season is the Warriors
The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.
Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."
After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"
During a womens menstrual cycle, the man or women may suggest to the other they 'go off-road'.
This means to engage in anal sex in order to avoid having sex via the vagina during her period (bloody mess).
Many couples enjoy this alternative with the aid of a water-based lubricant.
If you want to be more romantic you can always ask in French would you like to "aller tout-terrain"?
Off-road season is a chance to explore another side of your sex life. Enjoyment for the man and the woman.
when a girl is eaten out; oral sex performed on a girl.
"I'm nervous for him to give me seasoning salt."
"Don't worry about it, it's not awkward for long and then it's soo worth it."
a way to make all sherlockians sad
this is one way to tell if a person watches or has an addiction to the bbc show sherlock
*person 1 discussing with person 2*
person 1: yeah, so i heard that it will be years before 'sherlock season 5' comes.
person 2: *looks up and cries*
Arguably the absolute worst season of the arrowverse. Largely in part due to the lack of chin on the flash's costume. Grant Gustin without the chin piece in his suit is horrific to say the least. He looks like if a pedophile got stoned and started running around the city.
WTF is Season 5 Flash????