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A small explosion in the crotch the normally ejects some unused shit onto your hopefully clean brand new undies and makes it look like you got your period.
“Miss I may or may not of done a shart can you please give me some undies?!?”
…no
Shart (Shit Fart)is when someone farts but ends up also shitting their chonies. Be safe guys
Oh Em Gee! Did that bitch shart?
Yes in fact, that female dog did indeed have a bit of flatulence with a little bit of…mmmm.. diarrhea.
Sharting occurs when faeces exit the anus as a result of an atomic fart. It is often unintentional and is most common in cases of explosive diarrhoea.
Friend A: Omg what is that stench
Friend B: Sorry. I think I sharted. I have to go.
Shitting a dart
When your shit is so hard it feels like you’ve torn yourself a new asshole
Woman 1; are you okay ? you don’t look so good
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions