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When you deficate on a woman's back (without permission) while she's sleeping and to calm her down, you give her a back rub, smearing the shit all over her back
My wife fell asleep on my birthday so I gave her a shitty backrub
When someone is sucking ass too hard and sucks shit right out of the ass hole
Omg bro that was a nasty shitty straw
a person who fails at being a shagger aka getting laid
oi oi mate aint you a fookin shitty shagger mate, fuck off
The thing that you have when you’re not close to your house and you have to connect to the mall’s shit wifi
Damn, this Shitty Wifi just isn’t working :(
when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on
friend: hey what cha listening to right now?
me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle
friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
When an intoxicated person is operating some form of transportation and crashes.
“Damn I was whippin’ shitties on my bike last night on the way home from the bar…and now I have a broken arm and a $3000 ambulance bill.”
When you lube up your dick and you slide it into someone's shit filled ass
I just gave keighten a shitty slider