bro shorts

A gay term for basket ball shorts, used by "sweet" kids

"Got your bro shorts on? Lets go play some bball man"

or "Hes so hardcore,always wearing them bro shorts and a sweet ass band shirt"

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Short Hills

A rich town in New Jersey by Millburn. The worst car you see might be a mitsubishi The people are loaded and also snobs, as you can see from definition number 5. It is known for its mall, in which the only thing you can buy for under 50 bucks is a drink at the starbucks.

I hate people from short hills. they are stuck up snobs.

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short bangs

An "oops" kind of moment. Uh-Oh! Kinda dumb about something. Feeling like you got caught with your pants down. But still looking adorable. An embarrasing moment. Like when you look back on a picture of yourself when you were young, with very short bangs (that we all had), and remembering those embarrasing moments.
An innocent but embarrased look.

When I looked down at my feet when I was at work I realized I had 2 different colored socks on and felt like I had short bangs.

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boner shorts

Any pair of tight fitting shorts a man can wear, where if he were to get and erection, people can see

Hey look at the guy wearing a pair of boner shorts...

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Short Stack

A mediocre band that has americans confused as to why they are so 'big' in australia. They do however have dope accents. And have a hot-as-fuck bassist named Andy Clemmensen.
They all have-ofcourse-THE SAME STYLE OF HAIR! Which does loose shorts stacks appeal.
*they are also fags that wear makeup.
The only reason one would want short stack to come over to the U.S is to be able fuck the shit out of Andy.

Have you heard of Short Stack?
Is that that shitty australian band with andy clemmensen in it?
Yeah.
Oh they suck dickk!
Yeah....I wish Andy would suck mine..

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Martin Short

Burger-eating scam artist, always looking for a new and original way of scaming money out of his mates. Regular and loyal customer of Burger King, where his usual order is an XL Double Bacon Cheese Burger meal with Coke.

Martin ate all the pies, Martin has fucked off home

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Short Walton

One sews one's enemy's trousers shut at the knees, and subsequently fills them with mayonnaise (in some regions maypo, ovaltine, demiglace sauce, gravy, or hollandaise sauce can be substituted for mayonnaise). Then the enemy is encouraged to put them on.

Damn those rapscallions! They've given me a short walton! It's squishy!

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