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When two gay men tie their foreskins into a bow.
Yeah Steve has enough foreskin for a gay shrimp knot!
When you fishin for crawdads with your dick, making sure that you only dip the tip in
Man, I went shrimp dipping last night and caught 5 pounds of crawdads!
The opposite of spilling tea. Telling about someone in a good light.
Did you see Ryan Trahan spill shrimp about how nice Haley Pham is?
It's mostly a name, it's just shrimp and e...That's how it's made. Shrimpe is a dumb person, is shy and makes many mistakes, also very short.
person 1: Hey have you seen Shrimpe?
person 2: Why would you need her, she's useless.
Alternatively “Cool man” mostly pertaining to someone getting drunk or high
Friend: I’m gunna get fucked up this weekend
You : dookie shrimp
When your posture is so awful that your default pose looks like that of a shrimp.
My back has been killing me recently because I’m so shrimped up in my chair.
Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.
"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."