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This is when your significant other , who is a male, is cheating on you. He can't keep his hard on and it begins to feel and look like a jumbo shrimp. It is also a reference to the cheater, Tiger Woods. Wood being your lover's woody which is shrimp-like becuase he's sleeping with someone else.
Friend: "My man can't keep it up these last few months."
BFF - "uh, Oh .....hope he's not with someone else, no one likes a Tiger Shrimp".
Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.
"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"
Someone (usually male) known for catching a lot of tail. A ladies man.
Damn! That shrimp mangler is a f**kn’ pimp!
Masturbating with your small penis.
Stop all the shrimp grippin' and get back to work.
when two men go shrimping and beans and corn get in the straw
Maurice and Paulie went shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.
when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw
when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.
When two gay men tie their foreskins into a bow.
Yeah Steve has enough foreskin for a gay shrimp knot!