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Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.
"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."
"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."
"Bro."
1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation
2 when someone mentions someone who's boring
Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......
Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping
Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping
Acting like you are sleeping while your homeboy is having sex next to you.
Hey Chris, there's a hot chick from the club I am going to bang. Do you want to play sleeping brother?
The act of sexual intercourse with a hoe that is asleep/passed out.
I saw Jen passed out on the couch last night so I Sleep Hoed her.
Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!
to express emotions without really expressing them, e.g when u don’t know how to respond to a snap so u just say sleep slorp so they get confused and start a new conversation.
me after opening a wall snap: “sleep slorp”,
him/her: “what?”
me: “it’s just a phrase i like to say, so what u doin?”
A need to sleep with the windows open
You suffer from window sleep
Basically go to sleep without putting an alarm.
Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it
Johnny played Suicide Sleep last night, missing the bus and getting a beating from his mom
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*