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When you use Vaseline in your pocket pussy but forget/don't wipe it off and then shove your member down someone's throat. (Probably making them puke). Throat slug.
I gave her the ol' throat slug. She didn't have any issues getting it down today
An alternative term for plug socket.
"Excuse me!" said the cyclist, "Do you have any slug pockets I could use to charge my phone?"
Slug slag, an adjective for a boy who has a saggy Willy and is active in sexual behaviours
Do you see that Aaron guy over there? I heard he’s a total slug slag
Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a lowrider slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.
A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
12inches: “It’s good to be a lowrider slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”
2inches:“Dude what?”
12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”
2inches:“I like yeat”
Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a lowrider slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.
A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
12inches: “It’s good to be a lowrider slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”
2inches:“Dude what?”
12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”
2inches:“I like yeat”
Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a Lowrider Slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.
A Lowrider Slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking Slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a Lowrider Slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A Lowrider Slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill Lowrider Slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
“It’s good to be a Lowrider Slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”
It’s good to be a Lowrider slug. You can really trust them they are someone you can run with they are someone you can hardly fuck with. Overall, it’s good to be a lowrider slug.
Even if the Lowrider Slug makes you do stupid shit like slap yourself in the face to put yourself back in place, It’s still so perfect and full of grace.
Look at my Lowrider slug, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever get to meet.