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a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish
the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank
In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.
(the spanking test)
A spanking you give to your adult offspring after you find out something atrocious they did as a child.
Bobby jr. may be 40 now but he still needs a retroactive spanking for taking his papaws truck and trading it for Pokémon cards.
When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.
The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits
The act of getting your ass whipped with a tortilla by your moms great aunts brother in law while your latino cousins watch.
Bro my moms great aunts brother in law gave me a Spanish Spanking earlier and my ass is sore, plus I have a tortilla shaped welt on my ass cheek.
Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery
John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.
"Ryan, spank my tank ples," Rebecca said with a smirk.