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An inability to throw out or sell old toys and/or objects from your childhood as a result of seeing toy story (1, 2 or 3), and thus having an overly sentimental view upon these objects and imbuing them with anthropomorphic qualities. Ultimately a dangerous syndrome when combined with those partial to 'Hoarding'.
John: Wow Dave, you really do have a lot of junk lying around your house, didn't you have a garage sale recently?
Dave: Yeah, i did, but when i looked at those little G. I. Joes i used to play around with i remembered all the personalities i gave them, and all the games we used to play...
John: Yes, but now you are 34 years old and do not play with them anymore, and they sit gathering dust in an increasingly over packed room where something useful could be
Dave: I guess so, i suppose i might be coming down with Toy Story Syndrome
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Describing your affairs in excruciating detail and claiming when overheard that such descriptions were fiction.
The Republican lawmaker engaged in some inappropriate story-telling regarding his relations with a lobbyist.
A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
Me: Yeah, so I was at the mall eating some corn dog when this guy walks by.
You: Cool story, bro
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A long, convoluted anecdote, often told simply to result in a sentence that consists almost entirely of puns.
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One classic shaggy dog story involves a man named Hugh who is out to stop a couple of monks from growing flowers for money:
"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."
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Mason invited his bsf over, Olivia to netflix and chill. She wore leggings and a tank top. He was staring at her ass and tits. Olivia noticed and put on a scary movie and sat in his lap. He was bricked hard. She then took of her tank top revealing her breasts. She then dry fucked him, riding him slowly. She moaned quietly. “You like that?” She asked. Eventually they stripped off their clothes. Mason rammed two fingers up Olivia pussy. She moaned. “Yes Mason do it to me!” He then licked it. She then got on top of him and rode him. Her pussy was so wet. “God Olivia your so fucking good!” “Harder Daddy” He grinned at that comment. “AWHH IN CUMMING!!!” She came all over him.
She got on her hands and knees. Mason stuck his nine inch dick in her. She was so tight. “God your big! Mhmmm—“ “Faster daddy!” he followed. “Your so tight..” She yelped as he pounded her thick juicy ass. “awhhhh god!!” “GOD IM GONNA CUM!! AWHHHH!!!” She screamed and he hit her g-spot. She didnt know what to yell but she yelled. “FU-FUCKK!! FASTER ROCK MY NIGHT DADDY!” He then POUNDED her. they both screamed as they came. God olivia your hot
that sex story 12 was good!
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A phrase describing the process of eliminating the silly extraneous nonsense, and delivering only the good stuff, that's long story short.
After a 10 day trip across the Heartland, well...long story short...we got engaged!
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A reaction to someone telling a story with the intent to be funny, amazing, or something of good quality, but the out come is something that is none of those things, usually ending in silence. The bad story bin is created much like performing the heimlich maneuver in which the fists are locked and the arms are held forward, creating a circle. At the time the story is complete, is deemed a bad story, and the bin is created, you then prompt the person to put an imaginary ball into the bin, which represents the story. In the case they don't place the bad story in the bin, you ignore them until they agree to comply.
Doug: 'Haha, I got a great story, I went to Speedway and got a slushie for like, under a dollar.'
Dan: 'Uh.. k? They always have had cheap slushies, damnit, bad story bin.'
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