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When a girl gives a guy a blow job, then he cums all over her face, then punches her in the nose, so thhat it bleeds, and mixes the blood and cum together, ie strawberry short cake
I love giving girls strawberry short cakes, but it must hurt them alot.
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A simple sexual manouver in which a man punches their partner in the nose shortly after ejaculating in their mouth - thus inducing a nose-bleed that mixes with said man-juices to form a 'strawberry cheese-cake.'
Boy1: I 'strawberry cheese-caked' your mum last night.
Boy2: Shut it ya doss cunt.
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The awkward moment when your gf is menstruating so you decide on anal. But then as you are going in you slip your d into the bloody vadragon. Realizing your terrible mistake you quickly pull out and enter the ass. You go to pound town, the residue around the rim is your strawberry rim job.
Boo yo dick went in da wrong hole.
Bitch it's good, you gonna get that strawberry rim job.
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This move is a combination of the well known Dirty Sanchez, Strawberry shortcake, Abe Lincoln and the Donkey Punch along with some "squating". Preferably, this move should be done at partner's parents house, while they are present, but in a different part of house.
This complicated yet effective maneuver involves the following:
1)Get head.
2)While getting head before you splooge, punch your partner directly in the mouth.
3)Splooge in her mouth, she will now have a combination of splooge and blood, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
4) Now your partner snowballs you and you fuck her in the ass.
5)Then, you pull out, spit the shortcake onto her back.
6) She'll turn around. you then proceed to punch her in the face, preferably in the eye or nose, (nose bleads easier, which will come in handy for the next step) until she passes out.
7)Then while she's stunned, skeet all over her face. (Again another strawberry shortcake)
8)Proceed to piss all over your partner's unconscious body, while singing Battle hymn of the Republic.
9)Shave pubes and throw all over partner's bloody, spoogey face.
10)Shit on partner where 27.268% of the shit falls in her mouth. And the remaining 72.732% needs to fall on her body.
11)Call her parents into the room. Tell them its "Super Important"
12)When they enter the room, proceed to splooge on them.
13)Then have partner claim it was their idea when they reach consciousness.
PS Dont forget to take pictures, for these will come in handy. Put them all over the internet.
Bob: Oh man, i gave Sally such a Dirty Strawberry Cotsquat last night!
Jim: There must have been shit all over the place!
Bob: Yep.
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The extremely adverse effects of womanhood that result in emotional devastation to all those surrounding. Much like an atomic bomb, but slightly more frightening. Targets anyone who does not share the problem. Occurs frequently and can be prepared for by boarding up windows and removing all sharp objects. You should also avoid doing anything aggravating to a victim of SMB. && resembles strawberries.
Stupid man victim: Can you pass the salt?
Ticking SMB: Am I fucking here to serve you, you lazy bastard!!! Do you know the fuckin pain I am in you dumb fucking fuck!!! Do you really love me!!!!! And were you lying when you said these pants didn't make me look fat!!?!
*tick,tick,tick*
Stupid man victim: Uhh um shit. Sorry? Salt , bad, got it?? I love you? ummmmm..... is it that time of the....
*BOOM*
Stupid man victim dies tragic death far too horrific to describe. Strawberry muffin bomb strikes again!!!
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When a man ejaculates in a women's vagina when she is on his menstrual period. On occasion oozes out which has a pink color from the sperm mixing with the blood.
Let me nut in ya pussy on your period and make strawberry milk shake 😍😍😍😍
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a very good strain of marijuana that was created by cross germinating strawberry kush and grandpa llama.
dude, strawberry grandpa kush is AWESOME
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