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When you think you took a quick, little shit and then look down in the toilet bowl afterwards and it's the biggest log of shit you've ever seen, Surprise!
I was at a party at my friend's house and really had to go, little did I know I was in for The Surprise Party that clogged the bowl.
Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.
Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.
That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it
An unexpected appearance by a person to an event that he or she wasn't even expected to attend.
The former pro baseball player made a surprise appearance at the Met Gala in May 2017 with his hubby.
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When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*
"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
Lol dolls, but surprises, do you want your kid to wake up and see a giant surprise lol doll that poops, pees, and throws up?
“Mom, can I have a L.O.L Surprise?”
“Do you want to clean up after it?”
When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.
Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...
When a person or group of people surprise/scare you so bad that you shart your self.
Shart
(Walks through door into dark room)
Everybody: SURPRISE!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!!!!!
(During the commotion you have had a surprise shart)