tapping the keg

giving a blow job

i tapped his keg

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Buddy Tap

Lightly tapping a someone's body quickly as to bestow sign of platonic affection and comfort.

I smiled, as I knew we had become fast friends after she buddy tapped my bum as I walked by.

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Tap me

When you give someone a cigarette without them having to pay

Steve: hey brad tap me one

Brad: ye sure

Steve: sound

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tap and go

1. A rugby play in which a penalty is taken quickly to gain extra yards
2. To climax in bed embarrassingly fast and leave out of shame

Did you hear about Steve last night? He brought back a smoke and got so excited he did a tap and go. He left so fast he forgot to grab his wallet!

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tap pipe

To be the pitcher; to insert your penis in another man's anus.

(While watching 'There Will be Blood')

Dave: "I want to be the guy with the sledgehammer."
Travis: "I want to tap pipe."

This can be reprased as follows:

Dave: "It seems to me that the fellow with the sledgehammer has the prefered task out of the people present in this scene."

Travis: "It seems to me that I would enjoy inserting my penis in another man's anus."

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jiffy tapped

jiffy meaning, "really" or "extremely"
and
tapped meaning, "tired" and "slap happy tired"

so "jiffy tapped" really means "i am so fucking tired that i am crazy!"

"ally, whats up?"
"nothin lo"
"you look weird ally...its freaking me out!"
"im jiffy tapped....long day"
"oh. okay"

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Wig Tap

To get slapped in your head

Ayo son..u better chill before you catch a wig tap!

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