To be the pitcher; to insert your penis in another man's anus.
(While watching 'There Will be Blood')
Dave: "I want to be the guy with the sledgehammer."
Travis: "I want to tap pipe."
This can be reprased as follows:
Dave: "It seems to me that the fellow with the sledgehammer has the prefered task out of the people present in this scene."
Travis: "It seems to me that I would enjoy inserting my penis in another man's anus."
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1. A rugby play in which a penalty is taken quickly to gain extra yards
2. To climax in bed embarrassingly fast and leave out of shame
Did you hear about Steve last night? He brought back a smoke and got so excited he did a tap and go. He left so fast he forgot to grab his wallet!
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Lightly tapping a someone's body quickly as to bestow sign of platonic affection and comfort.
I smiled, as I knew we had become fast friends after she buddy tapped my bum as I walked by.
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When you give someone a cigarette without them having to pay
Steve: hey brad tap me one
Brad: ye sure
Steve: sound
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jiffy meaning, "really" or "extremely"
and
tapped meaning, "tired" and "slap happy tired"
so "jiffy tapped" really means "i am so fucking tired that i am crazy!"
"ally, whats up?"
"nothin lo"
"you look weird ally...its freaking me out!"
"im jiffy tapped....long day"
"oh. okay"
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