A derogatory term for a scuzzy wannabe-hippie drug dealer, primarily selling skunkweed and possibly a little fake blotter acid for good measure. Always unwashed, with greasy matted hair (typically dreadlocks), the dirt merchant has horrible B.O. with an over-stench of patchouli mixed into it. Filthy feet poking out of Birkenstocks and lots of hemp jewelry are a hallmark of the dirt merchant, as is the inability to form a coherent sentence. Favorite bands are The Grateful Dead (of course), Phish, and the String Cheese Incident. Probably homeless, though he or she may live in a busted-down bus or VW Vanagon, probably with at least 5 other dirt merchants and one or two stinky dogs.
That dirt merchant just tried to sell me a bag of shake for $35!
Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!
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When one person lets there asshole get all disgusting and dirty, then another has butt sex with them (usually done messy)!
1) Dirt Biki- My ass feels so gross, but it will be worth it tonight when I get dirt biked!
2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.
(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
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derogatory term for paparazzi, or anyone involved in the tabloid magazine/celebrity gossip business
βthose guys at TMZ are a bunch of dirt merchantsβ
βPerez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchantβ
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Someone who is promiscuous and Likes all forms of debauchery . Often says or does "pervy" or rude things. Often displays moral inconsistencies . Can be used to replace words such as ; skank, whore, pig, perv, asshole, player, etc.
Sophia, you were such a dirt squirrel with that guy the other night .
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
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a crusty ass shirt that a fat chick where to expose her belly
yo look at that fat chick she's dirt crusting it up it that wife beater tuck under her bra
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Self gratification during an experience which is less than hygienic.
After a night of significant alcohol consumption, Alex awoke in his tent to find soot from the earlier evenings fire in his underpants. He then realized he was guilty of committing a dirt jerk.
Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.
Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.
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Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
See Also:
Dirt Bed Durt Bed
noun:
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
"I was totally fingerblasting that girl and added a bunch of vagibears to my bed dirt"
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