A Puss Plan, is a plan with the only purpose being having sex with a female without too much hassle or exchange of romantic feelings.
Hey boys can’t hang out tonight I’ve got a Puss plan lined up.
When your having sex with a girl who has a fucking hairy pussy.
hey bro me and this girl were gonna have sex but i noticed she had a F-airy Puss! SICK!!!
The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**
Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!
when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.
Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss
Usually someone with a sore face
Puss winks Andy is complaining of a sore face while Walter complains about everything
When a female is overly aroused and her wetness dries into a crispy layer over her pussy
Yo that Adriana girl has some Crusty puss it's not even a joke
When a girls pussy looks like a PBJ Sandwich.
Man, that girl Erica has a straight up PBJ puss!