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Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

by johnnies245 August 17, 2017


Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

by johnnies245 August 17, 2017


PUSS ACHE

A insulting term used in Fife, Scotland for someone who is not pretty or has a general highly defined resting bitch face.

"Hey puss ache!" or "He looked like a real puss ache"

by 31merfud January 31, 2021


Muggie Puss

Muggie or muggy is weather-related: Relating to muggy weather, conveying a sense of warmth or stickiness.

Puss is relating to a woman's vagina.

Hence, Muggie Puss is used to describe a warm, sticky pussy.

Girl I love your muggie puss.

Your muggie puss is warm and comfortable.

That girl is sexy, but does she have a muggie puss?

by Werl August 3, 2024


puss kiss

The act of a gay male mistakenly kissing a straight male due to the aforementioned straight male being a giant drunken pretty pussy, therefore mistaken for a subservient gay male.

Rosco of Telledega had a great big puss kiss in the lodge washroom on an unfortunate and confusing drunken weekend adventure.

by Woo pub September 24, 2017


Fat puss

It’s means you got junk in the front, if someone says dang that’s a fat puss you should not be offended but instead feel a light is joy upon you.

Wow that’s a fat puss

by Bigbootiebish January 22, 2022


Roblox puss

A tried-and-tested way to get banned from Roblox.

Roblox puss. GET BANNED!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! C:<

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 March 30, 2017