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Puss Plan

A Puss Plan, is a plan with the only purpose being having sex with a female without too much hassle or exchange of romantic feelings.

Hey boys can’t hang out tonight I’ve got a Puss plan lined up.

by Brookside23 March 3, 2022


F-airy Puss

When your having sex with a girl who has a fucking hairy pussy.

hey bro me and this girl were gonna have sex but i noticed she had a F-airy Puss! SICK!!!

by melkizzzle July 6, 2009


Cookie-Puss

The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**

Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!

by Lickity_slitickitty May 2, 2021


crooky puss

when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.

Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss

by wookfairy September 15, 2021


Puss winks

Usually someone with a sore face

Puss winks Andy is complaining of a sore face while Walter complains about everything

by Lynnemasters February 13, 2019


Crusty puss

When a female is overly aroused and her wetness dries into a crispy layer over her pussy

Yo that Adriana girl has some Crusty puss it's not even a joke

by Nut_sockkcos_tuN April 24, 2020


PBJ Puss

When a girls pussy looks like a PBJ Sandwich.

Man, that girl Erica has a straight up PBJ puss!

by jackie2 October 8, 2007