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The best name EVER.... because you know..... it means penis, twice.
Bob "hey professor Johnson whats your first name?"
P. Johnson "Dick............Dick Johnson."
Bob "Dick as in Richard?"
P. Johnson "No. just Dick...............Dick Johnson."
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The ultimate slut; a woman who will proceed with sexual intentions, regardless of the conscious state of her prey.
I got attacked by a dick tiger last night... The last thing I remember was this slut trying to come into the bathroom with me. I woke up with herpes.
When a celebrity autographs a fan’s penis
Yo, I got Connor 4 Real to dick Bic my junk!
An expression if disapproval.
Friend: "My girlfriend pegged me while I was sleeping"
Me: "That's dog dick"
The act of sticking ones' penis into a bottle of vodka and getting super drunk.
Guy 1: Dang that guy's the life of the party! What's he doing?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's vodka dicking!
A male with great dick and ducks you good but ducks your life up more.
I'm not fucking with Randy and that Demon Dick he not about to fuck my life up , and have me acting crazy out here.
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A penis that has a monsterous overhang due to an unfinished circumcision.
Due to his parrot dick, he was unable to release a full load in a single bust.