Social media posts written for a brand by a dedicated writer and not by a salaried employee of the company.
Who has the time to update social media? I have a company to run, and I don't want to hire someone for $30K+ a year. Let's just ghost post it. So easy, it's scary.
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A pussy you fuck and down the road it comes back to haunt you.
"I told you not to. She's prime ghost pussy."
"Gotta make my child support payment today. Still paying off that ghost pussy."
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When you try to hide an erection with your sheets but it scares whoever is in your bed anyways
When Jenny unexpectedly walked into my bedroom, she caught a glimpse of my cloaked ghost and ran shrieking down the hall.
When Sally walked into her bedroom, she cried for there was a cloaked ghost nuking her base.
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A ghost nigger is a white person who acts ghetto or black
The cashmeousside girl is such a ghost nigger
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Sticks of butter left behind at locations believed to be haunted or inhabited by a spiritual entity; The most horrifying and ghastly form of paranormal residue or remain; Recognized only by the upper echelon of spiritual troubadours; Most commonly known seen as butter covered in sugar.
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As I entered the crypt, and came face to face with the most horrifying, ghoulish, dark figure I have ever contacted in all my years of paranormal contact, I looked down and noticed I was knee deep in ghost butter.
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Fucking a girl who had an aboration.
I anit fucking a ghost pussy, I don't want to be haunted by Casper the friendly fetus.
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is when you sneak into a couples house and paralyze the woman with pleasure while her boyfriend/husband gets up to take a piss or eat a sandwich and disappear before he returns.
space ghosting is only recommended to the elite of all sexual maneuvers and one must be very comfortable with his master craft of all kama sutra techniques.
Master Splinter : young grasshopper, you have fully mastered all the kama sutra movements are now prepared for the space ghosting challenge, go now and return quickly in the moaning.
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