Random
Source Code
Random
Basically the goddess of penguins and all things related to penguins.
I'M THE PENGUIN GODDESS
Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.
When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "
An obese lot lizzard.
Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.
The style of walk that one performs towards the restroom after sharting in his/her pants.
Check out that chick doing the sketchy penguin! I wonder if she's touching cloth...
When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion
Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again”
This is just the most fabulous penguin ever. Because of out of all black, white and yellow penguins there are in the world, there's that one special Blue Penguin roaming the earth.
Out of all the penguins I see in the zoo, I want to see a blue penguin.
To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons
I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday