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Someone who finds themselves in situations that are simultaneously hilarious and inexplicably cute. Simply put, the most adorable of creatures.
True to form, lil' bear didn't realize that a copious amount of honey was dripping down her legs.
Having wild and crazy sex with a larger woman\man 250 pounds or heavier.
Chad likes bear wrangling after a night out at the bar.
Buggy bear (alternative name:bug) is the bestest person you can meet. They can be cold and a bit of a bitch, and will push you away at first, but if you can get through that, they will have your back for life. A Buggy bear is usually seen wit a maxipoo in a barely platonic and slightly carnal relationship. Buggy bear is honest and very sweet, and will call you out when needed, and may or may not teach you how to roll cigarettes. They are so swag, and fucking hot, and they fuck everyone on the Minecraft bed on the down low. And don't cross them cuz they WILL and maybe already have fucked your mom.
Buggy bear fucked my mom outta spite.
Buggy bear and maxipoo fuckin on da Minecraft bed.
Buggy bear × Maxipoo= #relationship goals
A together bears is a couple that does ABSOLUTELY everything together. Obsessively compulsive about being together at all times.
OMG HALEY and BRAYAN are such "together bears"
Your best friend whose last name happens to be Rice
Ricey Bear is not only the best chiropractor in the world, he is my bestie.
\ˈber\ \ˈkō-mə\
(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.
He was able to stay up well past three A.M. because he took a bear-coma in the afternoon.
nickname for the most awesome man in the whole entire world. used to describe a man who, on the outward appearance, is a scary military man, but on the inside is a cuddly, lovable, giggly pile of fluff
"That airmen is kinda scary looking, with his 'I will kill you' expression."
"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."