Braising Beef

To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.

Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.

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Here's the beef!

In 1984, after the popularity of Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers skyrocketed thanks to the runaway success of it's 1983 TV commercial, which featured actress Claire Pellar asking the question "Where's the beef?", some men started sporting T-shirts that answered that question with the remark "Here's the beef!" as a joke.

When I was at a donkey basketball game I saw a man wearing a purple T-shirt that said in big letters the phrase Here's the beef! on it.

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burnt beef

a person of black/African descent; someone of dark color

Those burnt beef slaves were treated real bad.
The burnt beefs did a drive-by in the ghetto neighborhood.

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A Side of Beef

When you feel like A Side of Beef.

Fred Jones: I feel like a side of beef.

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beef head

Someone with an incredibaly large head

If there head looks to big for thier body they are a beef head

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Got beef

Got beef means have you got the balls and tank to fight this weakass.

AKMAL: GOT BEEF?!
MOHAMED: oh no i just came here to eat

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beef queef

when air instead of seamen is expelled through the penis creating a farting sound and an odor.

Drews beef queef was so loud and smelly the gypsy family next door moved out.

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