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The perfect combination of both rhyme and meter to describe something especially snazzy. Goes beyond nifty neato.
Lola: Check out the tweed dress I picked up at Goodwill!
Oliver: That is nifty neato, breakfast burrito.
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(See Tiajuana Alarm Clock for first part of act)
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.
I gave Bob a Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito. He was like, 'Dude, your balls stink like good cheese or bad meat.' I found a new roomate.
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Busting your ass so hard that a shoe comes off, usually in front of everyone.
A: So I'm walking out of Freebird's talking on my phone when I dropped my burrito in front of God and everyone.
B: Holy shit, are you alright?
A: I think I twisted my ankle or someshit.
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1. A name that a person calls a dear loved one.
The moral of the story is never be different or question the existence of animals, or you will be lynched, my little low-carb diet burrito.
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Quickly eat a deluxe burrito then throw it back up into a girl's vagina.
He's so hot, he pulled a New York style burrito on me!
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When two dudes are doing a chick in the butt and they pour some nacho cheese on their weiners.
Man1: Yo when we gonna make this Cheesy Double Beef Burrito (CDBB)?
Man2: Hold on I'll get the nacho cheese.
Woman: Alright but cheesy does it!
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A dead hooker rapped up in a jizz encrusted carpet and taped up.
through her in the woods after giving her and midtown burrito with extra sour cream