A person of whom everything they touch, they fuck.
Don't give that priceless Ming vase to Casanova Fingers over there.
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Some one with a deformed hand who finds it hard to hold objects without dropping them, used in similar circumstances as butter fingers.
John tries to pick up the glass but drops it on the floor
Peter: nice one squid fingers...
Mike: Have you seen that boy who's in our Sociology class, he's got a bad case of squid fingers
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The above average skill of using ones fingers in a sexual manner.
Ladies, that man had finger swagger!
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Touching all the mints before choosing one.
Don't eat the Altoids. I caught Mike finger grazing them in your office.
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A bump/raised hard bit of skin on the side of your finger where you hold a pen/pencil caused by writing for a long time. (like some FOBs do)
Oh my god I have a FOB finger from all the writing I did yesterday!
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Term used by certain paedophile members of the Irish clergy to describe their penis when in the company of young boys.
Christian Brother: "Oh look ... God's finger is pointing directly at you. That means you are the chosen one".
Young boy: "I'm scared".
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The term used to describe the act someone who works in a Lab testing peoples Faeces would engage in. Some more modern labs use little spades to transfer specimens, but this term is for the old fashion and hard core Labs.
" Hey lads i got me job back at the lab, so i guess I'll be getting muddy fingers again"
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