Goblin mode

When you ascend god (gives you the want for blood). When an individual enters goblin mode there is a 90% that individual will die, if they survive for 7 hours and 26 minutes they will ascend there chosen deity.

Your honour, at the time of the incident my client was in “goblin mode”

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butt goblin

After wipping ur ass the tiolet paper shreds and entagles itself in ur ass hair also known as tiolet paper wholies

dude i got a crazy butt goblin in my ass pubes

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crotch goblin

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

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loot goblin

A bastard team-mate in Fortnite that would rather pick up loot than FUCKING REVIVE YOU!

Guy 1: Revive me pls
Guy 2: Just wait a minute there's a scar here.
Guy 1: I JUST FUCKING DIED YOU LOOT GOBLIN FUCK!

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Green Goblins

Extended release Xanax.. they're green.

Those green goblins got me fucked up last night

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green goblin

ur doing a chick and then ur like hell no i want something tighter so you stick it up her nose and all the boogies are green so green goblin

man i want to green goblin that chick soooo badly

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Ass Goblin

a goblin that hails from the nether regions of people's underside. Enjoys spelunking in the cavernous regions of old men.

Dude, an ass goblin just popped out of my ass.

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