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Is a superior male that is wise and good natured and caring like grandmother would be but yet Jack of all trades can make or fix anything.
I love my grandma daddy he does everything for me
An old woman is sexier than any other woman in the universe! She has busty breasts, nice hips and a thick ass. A MILF that everyone will love because her age is 70 but she looks 32.
On a Sunday, go to your grandma’s house, put shredded cheese in your butthole, let melt and then fart.
Friend one: dude! It’s Sunday!
Friend two: Okay I’ll get the cheese grater
Sunday’s at grandmas
when a grandma is doing karaoke in front of a group of people espically the grandkids
grandma-oke is when cool hip grandma is singing karaoke with her grandkids to modern music
When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.
The drink grandma has at holidays and family events that the little children cant have because its alchaholic.
Grandson tried to reach for grandma juice and mom had to take it out of his hands before he drank it by accident
Used when you need an excuse to not have lunch with the boys so you can get head during lunch
Hey boys I’m gonna have lunch with grandma today