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A person who uses simple (knock knock type) humor instead of creating their own jokes or sarcasm.
My wife is such a Joke-ling that she forgets the punchline of her knock knock humor!
Noun; A statement that is hard to tell whether it’s a joke or not, and if you ask, you’ll end up feeling either guilty or stupid.
Example: “What if Springtrap was actually William Afton after he died in the Spring Bonnie suit?”
“You’ve just made Schrödinger’s Joke.”
when someone makes a double decker triple layered analysis-required joke that you need a harvard phd to understand
joe: man, this weather feels like someone ate a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
joe: yes
john: fuck you
A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.
That's as deep as it goes Jeff? That's a chode joke.
Him- makes a rape joke
Me- thats not funny and rape jokes aren’t cute
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A dad joke sounds like a bad joke, but it's not.
Dad: My son says I only make 'dad jokes'. What's a 'dad joke'?
Dad: "A dad joke" sounds like "a bad joke", but it's not.
Dad: Got it. Thanks, dad.
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Similar to a Chuck Norris joke that is said to a member of the Sparano Family(Tony Sparano: head coach of the Miami Dolphins) that is said to remind them that they are richer and supirior to the person telling the joke.
Sparano Joke 1: How many licks does it take a Sparano to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
The World will never know since they bite it right away
Sparano Joke 2: How many Sparanos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None someone is paid to do it for them
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