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When a woman treats her son like her boyfriend! He becomes her son-mate-@bertccomedy
She kissed her son in the mouth that ain't her baby that's her son-mate
The only friend you have left because you have accomplished making fun of everyone around you.
My rubber mate will be my best friend, my only friend.
the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.
girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
So, she used the term in relation to the men who have multiple babymamas.
Hym "But... The men you're talking about are already fucking all of the women... Their already BEYOND what would constitute a 'plausible mate.' They are the IDEAL mate. One chosen by way of hypergamy and pre-selection. They are literally the best one to mate with by consensus. This is more of you trying to manipulate people into doing what the fat cocks won't and clean up their mess. And this ties into the 'what you want vs what you SHOULD want' issues with Jordan. What he does is project what women SHOULD want onto them and sell that to his audience as what the actually want. But that isn't what's happening. And I've seen some of the mf fucking these women. It doesn't take all the much to be a plausible mate for a woman that's perfectly fuckable."
It’s like friends with benefits but hotter
Jimmy and I are mates with dicks out
Olivia is ring it’s mate before date
Olivia I can’t go out with you cause Logan date before mate
no mates is usually used as an insult, or to just piss someone off (like a lot) but be carefully if they do have mates and you get bashed