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Pet idiot

A person that owns pets but is completely clueless about them. Does not run a tight ship. Pets are typically destructive.

Tijuana Ronald McClownstro is a pet idiot. His dogs destroy his furniture and shoes.

by Mongrel-free March 2, 2024


pet millionaire

A millionaire who is happy to provide their time, money and/or other assets they own to their non-millionaire companion without expecting them to repay that with any kind of service or favor in exchange for their commitment, their priority being their companion's wellbeing. (Note: explicitly not a sugarbaby-sugardaddy/sugarmommy type of relationship, and you ougth to treat your pet millionaire with respect, too.)

Pet millionaires are mythical creatures.
My millionaire is not a pet, they're family.

by Blues5565 October 17, 2024


fancy pet

Amazing, wonderful and extremely cute human being that usually sleeps in fetal position and farts meanwhile.

Look at Ana. She must be a fancy pet

by Fancypet July 26, 2018


shark pet

Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.

Ah, you're from France. Mind if I do a little "shark pet" before this evening's shenanigans?

by theycallmecarmen92 July 10, 2018


pet colbe

A wonderful, cute, and precious female dog. She is a great hunting dog.

Emma: pet colbe your so cute
Amy: your sure right about that

by Giggles6m April 3, 2018


verbal petting

To drive someone to masterbation by prolonged periods of dirty talk

I subjected nikki to heavy verbal petting , until she took her self off for some hand relief.

by Gibdog82 February 2, 2016


Wonder Pets

To work together as a team

John: Jake and I are about to Wonder Pets the shit outta group project
Karen: You're whattt?
John: We are gonna work as a team to kick ass on the project

by Legend27 February 20, 2021