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A shirt worn by men who are aiming to "get some" because girls think it looks good. This is because pink shirts are completely feminine, therefore, homesexual. Pink shirts are supposedly manly or so the wearers say, but this is entirely false. In fact, the chances of a young male becoming gay after wearing a pink shirt significantly raise by 37.4%.
Look at that douchebag! He's wearing three pink shirts and all of their collars are popped.
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The act of pressing your scrotum against a flat surface thereby producing a circular, pink mass. For best results this should be performed against a clear surface and viewed from the other side.
When Mick pressed his balls on the glass coffee table, Louise thought that they looked just like a pink pancake.
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a note that causes orgasm, most commonly seen on the 20th fret of the high e string on a guitar. acheived after a blistering solo and usually sustained for a couple seconds in order to acheive the pink note. other high frets are also considered to be pink note material.
guitarist1 "dude, i just played the second heartbeat solo for my girlfriend and she orgasmed!"
guitarist2 "ahhh, the pink note, 20th fret right?"
guitarist1 "yeah, it was amazing!"
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The inside of a penis on the outside.
What the fuck is wrong with your dick?
Oh, I was born with a pink dragon
Or
Hah! His dook looked like a pink dragon!
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The state where one is infatuated with someone and cannot think straight.
Another adaptation of the expression rose colored glasses.
Kels: Aw Kels, I think I'm in a pink haze, he is so cute!
Kat: Him?! He has a giant mole on his face!!!
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To place your junk in a girl's vagina. Contrary to put it in the brown.
Though anal sex may seem very popular, most people prefer to put it in the pink.
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A young homosexual that can't go minutes even seconds with out having a dick in their ass. Usually called pink becuase their asshole is fucked raw.
Ted is such a pink panda. He got fucked by eight other dudes last night.
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