came on his shirt

1. When a (usually) young man masturbates or receives a hand job, and ejaculates all over his own shirt. He then has to self consciously walk around with a cum stain on his shirt, unless he was at home or had the foresight to bring an extra shirt with him.

2. Sloppily and shamelessly enjoying oneself without consideration for appearance or the feelings of others. Can be male or female

cum on the shirt (n) is another version of this saying

bob went to sally's house after school. she didn't want to blow him, so she tugged him off and he came on his shirt. Then he rode the bus home and felt hella awkward, since he didn't have a coat.

Suzy was being such a drunk ass at that party last night, she definitely came on her shirt.

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Huk Fishing Shirts

Huk Fishing Shirts are a sign of a spoiled white boy who disrespects their mother, such as calling her by her first name. If someone wears nearly exclusively Huk Fishing Shirts then they might also be gay or have a small penis. They also think they are the best st football even if they have never actually played football.

1.OMG, Look, they're wearing Huk Fishing Shirts, they must disrespect their mom
2. Ooh, Huk Fishing Shirts sorry no thanks, I'm not gay
3. He thinks he's so good he's not even on the team; He probably wears Huk Fishing Shirts
4. No small penis here, I don't wear Huk Fishing Shirts

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Shirt Ninj4

The most elite form of a shirt ninja.
See also ninj4.

He is more then a god, he is a shirt Ninj4

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*blank* shirt girl

An attractive girl who is noticed most for a certain shirt that she wears.

1.Dude *blank* shirt girl's boobs are amazing.
2.Hey wheres blue shirt girl? Oh there she is in a red shirt.

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red shirt friday

Any Friday is Red Shirt Friday. You should wear a red shirt, if you forget there is always next week.

Today is Friday so i should wear my red shirt, becasue it is Red Shirt Friday.

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t-shirt time

T-shirt time is "The shirt before the shirt". This is done by guidos, juiceheads, and gorillas from the jersey shore before hitting up DA club. They do this so their "going out shit" is crisp and rediclusly tight when you get to DA club. Is good for showing off abbs.

ITS T-SHIRT TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Shirt-reader

An obnoxious person who stands in front of you when you're in a rush and takes forever to read whatever whimsical graphic tee you happen to be wearing that day out loud to you (as if you didn't know what your fucking shirt said).

Neill: I was late to Biology the other day, and to make matters worse, some shirt-reader got in my way and took forever to read my Jesus shirt to me.
Kristy: Which one?
Neill: The one that says BRB.
Kristy: Douche.

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