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Storm Horny

A condition that many bowlers experience -- stated simply, a bowler who has unconditional love for Storm Products bowling equipment, and for a good reason, as Storm Products is hailed as one of the best bowling ball manufacturers in the world.

Anthony: Is ten Storm Bowling balls enough?
Nathan: Not if you're Storm horny!

by Buttered Quayle April 23, 2020


Storm bringer

The saddest book to ever exist about best husband Chūya Nakahara. I cried several times, and I'm confused.

Person 1: "hey, you're a chuuya stan, right?"
Person 2: "obvi, that man is hot"
Person 1: "Have you read Storm bringer?"
Person 2: "yes I cried for hours on end"

SPOILER WARNING
SPOILER WARNING
SPOILER WARNING

Person 1: "do you think he's the clone?"
Person 2: "yeah but the pencil scar is throwing me off"

by Chuuyas girlfriend February 27, 2022


Norwegian Storm

When having sexual intersperse with a girl and squirts an at upwards trajectory and it comes down on you like rain.

Dude I fucked her last Wednesday and she pulled an accidental Norwegian Storm!

by moon237 October 28, 2021


Storm Talk

Texting from a blackberry storm that make no sense because Blackberry Storm are so hard to type on.

"Hey Brian, are you going to the game tonight?"

"Zoo."

"What?!"

"Sorry, it's the damn storm talk."

"Hey Brian, what time is the movie?"

"Sevub."

"Brian! Quit with the fucking storm talk!"

by TheChocolatePhuckMan June 14, 2009


I am the storm

A really horrible Nazi slogan

Jenna: I am the storm
Brad: wow what a horrible thing to say, is she a Nazi or something?

by Laurgelon October 4, 2020


Storm boner

The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning

Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.

by Bigisland April 3, 2023


severe whorunder storm

Is when a whorenado is downgraded or weakens. This could be caused by a member of the whorenado being kicked out of the bar or Ubers home early, due to already being shithoused at 7 pm. Also a severe whorunder storm is present usually several minutes before a whorenado actually forms. Normally possessing the characteristics of; “loud talking”, extreme, sporadic, high pitched laughter and also intermittent “woo” calls. See woo girl. These things will happen more frequently and will intensify greatly, and within moments, evolving into a full fledged whorenado.

Oh fuck, here we go! Looks like that severe whorunder storm is gaining strength by the second! We’re definitely gettin some tang tonight!

Kevin said there’s a severe whorunder storm by the bar. We need to holla at them before it gains whorenado status.

I had to get the wife and kids the fuck outta Applebee’s! There was a severe whorunder storm at the bar steadily gettin worse!!

by Jmbc17 November 9, 2017