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When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*
"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.
Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...
When a person or group of people surprise/scare you so bad that you shart your self.
Shart
(Walks through door into dark room)
Everybody: SURPRISE!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!!!!!
(During the commotion you have had a surprise shart)
When someone gives a blowjob without their dentures in
Bro I got a gummy surprise at the old folk’s home today
When an individual has a body the antithesis of what you were expecting.
Gilbret may seem really geeky, but he has an amazing surprise body! Washboard abs and everything
When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong
“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight”
“You’d Be Surprised”
Having someone fall fast asleep then surprising them in the morning with a mango in their anus
Chris fell asleep at Derek's house and was delighted by the mango surprise Derek had given him