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My Friend:Do you want to have a sweet surprise?
Me: Yes, of course
My Friend: *laughs deeply*
A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab without tipping and hung around to bullshit with friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the patron and precedes to tell them about the urban legend that if someone blows on one's asshole, that person can't shit. At this point, the non-tipper is so obliterated and a non-believer of the urban legend and asks to have it proven. At this point, the server/bar tender has the patron lie on their back up on the bar, on the floor, or on a stage. They then pull down their pants to expose the chocolate star and ask the non-tipper to blow. Upon the cool breeze hitting the 'ol balloon knot, the bowels are released, leaving a free swirly on the patron's face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with Jason at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass co-worker, Adam, with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn't tip our server. He then proceeded to hang around like Epstein in a prison cell. After a while, the server told him THE urban legend. And yes, he fell for it. She gave him the blown surprise and shat all over his face! It was EPIC!!
When you think you're just getting a sandwich but your order comes with a side of fries.
What'd you order?
The chicken club. I thought it was just a sandwich but it came with an order of surprise fries!
the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.
the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.
When a person or group of people surprise/scare you so bad that you shart your self.
Shart
(Walks through door into dark room)
Everybody: SURPRISE!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!!!!!
(During the commotion you have had a surprise shart)
When someone gives a blowjob without their dentures in
Bro I got a gummy surprise at the old folk’s home today
When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.
Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...