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here for the tea

a failed makeup channel turned drama channel who promises videos but never actually uploads. fans known as “tea stains.” she grew her audience by obsessively making videos about jaclyn hill and jeffree star and being mannymua’s #1 fan. former bff of youtube pariah john kuckian. much like him she is generally disliked by her colleagues and former kool-aid drinking audience. regarded as a bias unreliable source of information. previously known for screeching on younow streams calling fans stupid cunts, making fun of their weight and appearance, and openly encouraging her few fans to harass anyone who criticized her and her channel. as well as harassing and openly bullying both another drama youtuber petty paige and falsely accusing former youtuber subversive wallflower of being a different user on gg forums where hftt is regularly dragged by her wig until subversive left all social media due to the hate and relentless bullying from hftt’s gremlins. pushes her bts dirty work onto blind followers to allow for plausible deniability.

do you remember when here for the tea befriended a cyber stalker who harassed and doxed a fellow channel’s name address and family members? i sure do!

by former fan of tea bag lady January 7, 2020

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weed tea

When one cuts the top of a tea bag off, puts finely broken marijuana nuggets (break up very thoroughly, near shake for best results. Also, don't put some amount of a one hitter bowl in, that will do nothing, be generous for best results. If you feel the need to, you can put the stems and seeds in, although I don't) in the emptied out tea bag, then folds the top down and staples it to make sure no weed gets out and puts it in one's favorite tea/coffee cup. Whilst doing this, boil water as hot as possible for best results, then pour it into the cup with the weed tea bag in it. Quickly put a plate over the top of the cup to keep the steam in (the weed needs to be in the hottest water possible for a long time to get as much THC out as possible). Remove the plate after 10-15 minutes. Let chill for 5 minutes. Add honey or milk, or lemon juice, or simply drink plain. Then after drinking all of it, smoke a bowl of the weed in the tea bag, and you will be succesfully baked. Now enjoy your "green" tea!

oh god, after drinking that weed tea and smoking that bowl from the tea bag, I'm fucking obliterated.

by jamesyy. September 6, 2007

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Tea on the rocks.

When one inserts their testicles into an unsuspecting guest's drink before serving it to them.

To "Tea Bag" a drink.

When Jeff saw his ex at a bar he gave her a Tea on the Rocks.

by SI_Ex_Pat January 15, 2010

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steep the tea

When sitting at the toilet, your balls hang down and dip into the toilet water, much like a tea bag into a tea cup.

Dude, they have one of those round toilets and I accidentally steeped the tea.

Bro, Never steep the tea!

by ZWSD January 26, 2014

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Italian Tea

A cup of piss. Served to haze new recruits in gangs

Drink the Italian Tea, Giorno

by JayDee3d October 17, 2019

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tea job

When drinking and enjoying a nice cup of tea. Take a sip and keep the heat in your mouth then give your partner a blow job. The hot sensation classes this as a 'tea job'

I gave him a tea job last night

by Heypolly April 13, 2015

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Tea Finder

Tea Finder means when you or someone else finds tea and shares the gossip/information with your friends.

Kristina: We are officially Tea Finders
McKenna: I LOVE THAT SM

by big fat orange cat June 1, 2018

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