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When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."
Doctor Strange:
Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?
You:
Uhhhhhh, sure...
Doctor Strange:
Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?
You:
Uhmmmm check for what?
Doctor Strange:
Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.
You:
Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...
Doctor Strange:
"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"
Doctor Strange:
Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.
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Turn the dogs loose means to party as if it's your 16th birthday and your parents are away for the weekend and left the Liquor Cabinet open and you found their "Stash" during Spring Break and all your friends show up with 20 gallons of PJ made out of moonshine.
Hey y'all, let's get together this weekend and turn the dogs loose.
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Lie your chick down and load two bumps of cocaine to each of her nipples. Then line a strip of salt vertically down her abdomen. Then place a 1oz shot of Patron on her belly button, and finally place a 1/4 slice of lime into her vagina. Once you have your partner situated, straddle over her head facing towards her feet. Then you shoot the two bumps of cocaine and continue the course to the trail of salt down her belly. Follow this with the shot of patron and finishing of with the chaser of lime out of her pussy. Form is very important in this process. As you are lowering down the course of her body you insert you penis into he house as you fall into the 69 position.
Couldn't believe he just did The Sassy Turn-around to that hooker in Vegas!
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Using dark, sharp, or otherwise unpleasant statements or retorts in the course of a conversation.
Named after a person who commonly does the aforementioned.
Dan: "Oh I hate Jane."
Tony: "Why man? She seems fine to me."
Dan: "Nah mate, she keeps taking an SC turn each time I try to talk to her."
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When you about to Cum in your girls face but your parents come in and you turn around and come on them
I just accidentally dideleted a Quick Cum Turn
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what men say to others when asked why they is no longer in a relationship. the man knows she broke up with him. But in a attempt to keep his pride intact he says. "turns out she's crazy"
other guy: Hey bro your face book says your single. what happened?
Guy: we broke up, Turns out she's Crazy
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This occurs when a non-jewish male wears any sort of Jewish Traditional item enraging a Jew to the point that he then seduces and has intercourse with the non-jew's girlfriend.
"What up dude?"
"Pulled the Tel Aviv turn around last night"
"How'd that go?"
"Her boyfriend dumped her, then she tried to kill herself by drinking perfume. So, you know, pretty much the best night ever."
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