She's no chemistry major

Since chemistry is generally defined as a difficult major reserved for only the brightest and most studious students, a girl who is "no chemistry major" is likely of average or below average intelligence.

This phrase is most often used to refer to women who perceive themselves to be much smarter than they actually are.

Jimbo: Did you hear Karen trying to argue about the economy last night? She really made herself look like an idiot.
Nelson: Yeah, she's no chemistry major.

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She Fell Over

What somebody says when a female falls over.

She fell over.

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she asked me

she asked me

she asked me

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she could get it

Phrase used to describe a girl who is hot. Inspired by the J.G. Wentworth commercial, "It's my money and I need it now!" When a girl is hot enough that she "could get her money now," then she could get it. In addition, if said girl gets laid, she got it.

Damn, look at her...she could GET IT!

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she doesn't count

when two males are discussing who they fancy and they name the female that every other male fancies.

Its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.

Male 1: "So which one of the girls do you fancy then."

Male 2: "Jane"

Male 1: "Yes I fancy Jane as well but everyone fancies Jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn't count."

Male 2: "OK I also fancy Sarah."

Male 1: "I also fancy Helen."

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that's what she said

The most commonly used phrase among teenagers everywhere

K: Just put it in there, please.

Carol: That's what she said!

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Carol: Did you eat it?

K: I put it in my mouth.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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K: I have a brain tumor, and I only have three months left.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! Wait...

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Steady as she goes

"Steady, As She Goes" is the debut single by the rock band The Raconteurs from their first album Broken Boy Soldiers. I consider it pretty nice, but for some reason, people hate it and get annoyed by the voice of the singer. Well, I can't stand these people. If you hate a song, just don't listen to it.

A: *listens to music on the iPod*
B: Hey dawg can I have an earmuff?
A: Uh, are you sure? You're only into rap and stuff and I don't have lots of that. And right now the next song is-
B: Yuh, yuh. Whatevs. Just gimme the earmuff.
A:Mmkay...
*Steady as she goes starts playing*
B: WHAT THE FOK IS THIS CRAP! WTF....
A: Told you.

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