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The rolls of fat that resemble breasts on a fat person's back. Ususally located at each shoulder blade, resembling fat tits on their back.
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noun - A woman who has a job that requires some degree of talent but is hopelessly useless at her job due to the sole fact that she was hired because of her figure rather than her talents, or lack thereof.
That bank teller at Capital One is a total stick with tits, she was completely useless.
a bimbo with more silicon in her breasts than brain cells in her head.
Pamela Anderson is a major parrot with tits
an occupational change in government service. Going from one government job to another while proclaiming allegiance to the free market system.
He made a fat tit swing from being a district attorney to being a judge.
Generically named for the first day of the year where the weather is good enough for light tops on girls, but still contains the odd gusty wind which can take nipples by surprise causing unexpected nippilus errectus to the enjoyment of men everywhere.
Happy Tit Thursday Anton. To think, on Monday this week was looking so bleak!
When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.
Bro, I'm in line and this place is tits-packed, but there's mad talent here bro.
Basement tits are the mini rolls underneath your breasts/chest muscles you get leading up to the holidays from all the over-excessive eating that is done during this time period.
They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.
Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.
Steve: "Gross dude, look at that girl over there!"
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."
Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."
Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."