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juice my grapes

When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.

"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."

Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.

by johny_e_good February 14, 2018


Grape Prancing

Grape Prancing: the act of stomping grapes to make wine like a tourist.

Someone who always wanted to stomp grapes for wine but doesn't want to get too dirty. So while the original grape smashers are stepping away like it's nothing, the tourist is kinda prancing around, giggling like a fool, and not really doing much work but taking up space.

Being a I love Lucy fan, Kim always wanted to go to a grape stomp but after less then a minute of Grape Prancing she was told to leave.

by Thulsa Doom October 25, 2011


Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday

A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.

Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.

by 2014 Toyota Corolla January 15, 2023


grape ape kush

Proper merch bud had 10 jabbas of it was pure floating

Da grape ape kush had me in the clouds lad

by Scouse boyd January 23, 2017


The Walking Grape

A round and luciuos idiot whi tends to wear lots of purple and black.

"What the fuck is timothy doing"

"Being a lucious version of The Walking Grape!"

by FuckingIdiotThot October 15, 2018


Grape🍇Ape

A relationship in which an unmarried younger is invited to a house of a married person for sexual or romantic purposes with the other married absent or present.

The emoji portion is an imagery of what goes behind the traditional facade of assumed straight marriage.

Jerry Falwell's wife Becki seduced a pool boy. Love soo unstoppable and evolved into Grape🍇Ape. Jerry Falwell must have felt he needed to oversee quite a controversial 🍇 moment; thus, leading him to his humiliating resignation as the president of Liberty University.

by Lauren Loyola November 24, 2021


Canal grape

An enraged elderly human being

Oh! Watch out, we don’t want to run into those canal grapes

by Publix powdered sugar long jon January 18, 2020