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A level of awesomeness that can only be reached by a few things including my gangsta homie tweety.
Your friend says "That's freakin awesome" and you say "Hell yeah, tweety birdness!"
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to be able to smash the shit out of drinking every weekend with a group of mates
To spit the semen from random strangers into a loved ones mouth. Similar to how baby birds get fed by their mothers, only using semen instead of worms.
Dan was excited to meet random dudes in Belize so he could experience adventure birding for the first time.
when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.
friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML
1) The result of a bird entering into a jet turbine
2) Bloody Excrement
3) a term commonly used to deny the existence of extra-terrestrials
4) some nasty shit
a) "yo bitch, yo need ta clean dat bird pulp out yo weave"
b) * pilot speaking to co-pilot* " Take over for a second rookie, I gotta hit the can, that Simpler Times last night gave me the bird pulp "
c) " The Phoenix Lights are oft' refuted to be nothing more than bird pulp"
d) "that bitch be looking like bird pulp nigga"
Full of agro. Have large heads. Pronounce Kirsp Kremes wrong. Fall in puddles. Reckon they're hard but pass-out like goats.
Eh lad, that bird is pure agro. Her feet are always wet and she has krispy tits.
I know lad, she's a Nogzy bird
A long-distance girlfriend who visits on an annual basis.
Person 1: I hear your migratory bird is coming back this week?
Person 2: Yeah, she's returning to her home ground for the mating season