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A place you never want to go. You are a supposive young adult there. When you get in trouble for something that you didn't even do you get locked in a small ass room that gets to a fucking 100 degrees fahrenheit. Sometimes half the shit you get in trouble doesn't even make any fucking sense. For example if you just are asking some lady if she is going to become a school shooter you will get in trouble. I wonder if the principal is a pedophile since the girls who look attractive and look good get away with just about every fucking thing.Even if they did something and need to be disciplined they still don't .Evidence.
To sum it all up if you want a better education and your attending oil city area high school, then get the fuck out and run while you have the fucking chance. If you don't attend this school and plan to don't. Trust me youll be better in the long.
A big piece of turd extruded from the shit flap of andy dick himself. The most popular things to do are shit on the principal's lawn. fuck, drink, get busted, die, & yell at people. Its one big cluster fuck of shit with more shit.
Sam: Have you been to Oil City Area High School?
Phil: yeah, it was a cluster fuck.
Sam: yeah i once chewed my leg off to get out of there
Phil: How the fuck are you still walking?!?!?
Sam:Shit....... * thump * You asshole
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A rude suggestion for a man with a very stiff and pointy beard, one that could pop balloons and pierce skin. The term will make the man question if his beard is hurting people. Often ends up being repeated until the man shaves his beard.
Amy Adam: God Jack Black, your beard is so pointy. You need some beard oil...
Jack Black: Shut up! I like it the way it is! Stop torturing me!
A rather working-class term for jacking off.
My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
When you stick two fingers up another persons anus, but you do it every couple of minuets. Since a regular mexican-oil change keeps adding oil, you keep adding your finger.
She was getting clogged up back there, so I gave her the 2 fingered mexican oil change, and now she "runs" clean.
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A man sticks two fingers in a womans butthole and puts it in his butthole then sticks his fingers in her vagina by finishing with both fingers then in his mouth
Can I give you a Mexican 2 finger oil change. Or would you like me to change your oil
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When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.
Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.