Jason Day's Wife

Ellie Day, wife of professional Australian golfer Jason Day. The best reason to watch golf these days. She's hot.

Hey man, did you watch the final round of the Masters?
Hell yea, did you see Jason Day's wife? She's smokin' hot.

mid-wife crisis

When a married woman with kids hits 40, decides its a good time in her life to attempt re-living her 20s, bails on her marriage of multiple years and proceeds to dive off the deep end of craziness, partying, and dating any guy who will pay attention to her.

Dude, don't talk to that chick. She's gone insane, and she's knee-deep in a mid-wife crisis!

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Sausage Wife

a sausage wife is sally or libbys wife.
they are cool. they became sausage wifes because of sally. she asked to marry libby and become sausage wifes because of the warehouse sausage's outside.

sally: libby, marry me? im in love with those sausages, not as much as you though.
libby: sure sally old pal i would love to marry you, and become your sausage wife!
sally: yay i love you wife

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college wife

A girl who is "married" to a college frat. She does many requests given from him (usually sexual) in return for and endless supply of free alcohol at parties. There are many rules that go along. One of which is that a frat can have as many "wives" as he pleases, however a girl cannot have a college husband. Very sexist and implies the ideals of patriarchy.

I made a booty call to my second college wife last night at 3AM. I guess she values free alcohol over sleep.

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mature trophy wife

Older 'trophy' wife. He provides the power and money, she provides the entertainment. While not having the oh wow value of the younger trophy wife, she is still a hot body and compensates for the older age by having no limits on her sexual offerings.

He ditched wife number 1 for a mature trophy wife . See looks thte same age as wife #1 but she's a gym rat and heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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Trophy wife

A female who will take all your money and cheat with your neighbors husband while you're at work.

My dad thought he upgraded when he found a trophy wife

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wife beater

Dan zimmermans favorite clothes. usually wore under two shirts sometimes a mothballed jacket. j

Dan dan zimmerman wo wo wo wo wife beater.

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