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Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things
Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
You have boobs. This is to all the girls out there. ALL girls night? Well have fun! Who cares how you look! Put on some make-up (shark skin) And be yourself! smudge it up to your eyebrows and just have fun. When you hang out with your besties, they dont care about looks. Your Un-boob-lievable. They love you for you. Thats how things run.
You are so Un-boob-lievable today! :D
A French phrase my step sis got so fucking wrong, she spells it as, C'est un chatte (prounounced-shat)
Me being an intellectual: Hey Meili, C'est un chat! (i point at the cat )
Her: C'est un shat, monsieur Ryan!
Closure device for shirt, or a push switch, spoken with glottal stop added by millennials imitating rappers.
She danced so hard a butt un on her dress popped off.
un potato me god danm a ah a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UN POTATO ME DANM IT
mandela catalogue that you can't help but to cringe yourself due to its poor writing and plots that too focus about aliens, AI, and eerie contents. That you consider it not creative
" It makes me laugh when i see kandela catalogue being un-mandela "
When you say you will never do something, but you end up doing exactly that.
Carlos: "I will never buy the car that my wife wants. It is not a man's car."
Friend: we all know you are going to "hacer un Pedro Sánchez"and you will buy it