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Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
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The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee

by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024


Slick Whack

When a situation initially appears enticing of necessary to an individual, but ends up being unnecessary or whack.

Person 1: "Yo did you go to class today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but all we did was go over the syllabus. Shit was slick whack."

by Jackery7796 August 31, 2018


Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.

One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.

by QuacksO August 25, 2023


rona-whack

the at least once daily feeling while staying home due to coronavirus, that you would normally think you were going crazy but seems normal now and easily explained, early signs include not knowing what day of the week, exact date, not remembering what you did 5 minutes ago, thinking what you did 5 minutes ago actually happened days ago, extreme conditions include actually acting crazy (ie having long conversations with Alexa AI conversation bots, talking in a bad accent for extended periods of time just to change things up, not being able to complete a single task because then you think you won't have anything to do the next day)

I was clearly rona-whack when I came up with this word and definition on day 49 of self quarantine due to coronavirus outbreak and told my wife it would go viral and be on CNN and FoxNews after I posted it to Urban Dictionary

by Realdefinitions99 May 7, 2020


whack off

the most amazing thing ever

none needed just go whack off man

by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019