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A bus company that will never fucking show up.
A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya
Chronic-sperm-back-up syndrone
when a man isn't getting fucked often enough and has too much sperm in his system
'Man, it's been so long since I got layed I'm starting to suffer from CS-BUS
Auchie Bus - pretty much the same as your Sunshine Bus except probably just around the Clydebank area in West Central Scotland (an administrative region of the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland).
Sniff's just lost it lately - he's only fit for the Auchie Bus noo.
Otherwise known as a Gillig BRT Plus CNG 40’ (G31D102N4). These are buses just purchased by the NICE Bus (Nassau Inter-County Express) company and they fart and make hilarious sounds. You know when one’s coming when you hear it.
*bus farts or laughs*
Some kid: And there goes a fuckin new bus! I’m not doing bridges.
Charter bus: a wonderful air conditioned luxurious bus almost like an airplane so awesome you never want to get off if I had it my way I would ride the bus all day
We are taking the charter bus
Really that is the best thing ever