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poo sex is a specific type of sexual interaction where two partners a few hours prior eat mexican food or chilli (doesn't matter what it is, but must be something that will make you have a blasting time on the toilet, hold the urge to poop with all possible methods and start having sex at 00:00 am. the two most important rule of the poo sex is to not use a toilet and not poop yourself during sex, if you did, you lose. as punishment you become the bottom till the end of the poo sex instantly . in specific cases where a man or an anal virgin becomes the bottom, fresh diarrhea is used as lube, meaning that poo sex is very well-thought-out. the winning party starts pooping as well, which makes it even more fun and stinky. be careful if you're asked to have a go at poo sex.
gf: wanna have poo sex?
bf: tf is that?
gf: im sure ull like it * winks *
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Surviving a hand job, blow job, and then viginal sex...all while not blowing your load and must give your female counter-part an orgasm.
Yeah, last night i totally won the triple crown of sex.
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The act of having sex with your ex after you've broken up.
Kara and I have been broken up since June, but we had some amazing go back sex last night.
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A creamy delicious alcoholic beverage a tad stronger than Sex on the Beach.
Dan: I told you I'd have Hot Sex on the Beach..
Jim: I should never have doubted you. *Snort* Dis shitt iss tha bomb! *Chuckle*
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Translation: Good Morning Sex.
Definately referring to sex in the a.m. with a hot Spanish man.
I can't wait to have buenos dias sex on vacation!
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(verb) When a man lays out rose petals on his lady's bed and then proceeds to lay her down and have sex with the her without first removing said rose petals. Thus have sex on top of the rose petals.
My girlfriend and I had rose petal sex Valentine's Day night.
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July 5th. The day that eveyone is invited to have public sex.
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