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Butt relish is. Shit sperm and lube mixed
Last night. I looked on the bed and there was butt relish
When a woman’s butt is not too big nor not too small, something you can perfectly fit in your hand.
“She has the perfect girlfriend butt for my boyfriend dick”
A bowel movement so terrifying, powerful, and wet it can only be described as category 5.
I took home the ENTIRE pan of tacos from last and let loose a Butt Katrina later.
A dog who is at once lovably clever and a challenge to train or meet obedience expectations.
Owner 1: “How was your walk?”
Owner 2: “Pretty good, but Miles sure is a turkey butt sometimes when he sees a squirrel.”
When someone tries so hard to push out a fart, they drop a turd in their pants.
"Johnny ripped a good one. In doing so, he pushed out a butt baboon."
When a person cums and queefs at the same time.
Oh Aidan! You've just butt splunged again.
"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"
When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".
Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???