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If someone asks you to get in the left lane they want to engage in sexual intercourse with you
You should ask that really hot guy if he wants to “get in the left lane”
When you've had 18 drinks before 8pm and your body is practically on life support but your mind isn't ready to admit defeat so you shout "Yeah I'll take another!"
Getting Sean'd:
Person one: How big was your night? I heard you were drooling and painting street corners with your stomach acid!
Person two: Yeah I remember getting really fucking Sean'd.
2 meanings:
1. When your father wants to cheat on your mother so he goes out to his fling (the 'milk') and never returns
2. The fling is a boy because your father turned gay so the milk is....
Little Johnny: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: Its okay Johnny, Daddy needs to get the milk, ok?
Little Johnny: But I know what the truth is from Tiktok!
Dad: (shoots Little Johnny) Well now you don't :)
(Dad leaves)
national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
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a geek way of saying "get a life" (anagram coined by Chulimasia)
-during the 14 day trial of WoW i didn't sleep at all
-d00d, get a file !